Hold on to your pants

legalmexican:

Kanye West would win in Mario Kart and make you watch the whole trophy celebration

pokska:

Suddenly I feel kinda better about myself.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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She does tbh

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

assslou:

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do christians fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

what’s trigonometry

dutchster:

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

probably not the ones who made the real one

dutchster:

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

probably not the ones who made the real one

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

thatdudeemu:

I tried to think of a funny joke for these Steve Harvey shirtless pictures but

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they

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do

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it

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themselves 

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